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" I just recently hit a deer on my motorcycle.
I slid 15 feet on my face, then 15 feet on my back, and somersaulted twice.
The bike was a total loss. My watch was crushed, shoes ground off my feet, shirt and pants destroyed and helmet wrecked.
In the hospital, I finally got a look at my cell phone... it only had a few minor scratches on it!
My Nutshell case had taken the ENTIRE weight of my body sliding on hot pavement, and is STILL intact!!!!
I wear my Nutshell case on the front of my pants and I won't say what part of my anatomy that little case helped protect, but as far as I am concerned you have a loyal customer for LIFE!"
David Parkhurst
California
" Your company embodies what futurist Naisbitt calls "High-tech, High-touch", i.e., that in the increasingly cold, mechanistic world we live in there is a countertrend, a counter desire; to touch and feel natural things.
I applaud you for acknowledging that need."
Steve Johnson,
Author.
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2 YEAR Guarantee
For the Nutshell, Not Its Contents!
Your nutshell is designed and constructed to take the rough with the smooth.
All components have been selected and assembled with a single objective: to live up to our tuff-as-nuts claim.
It should protect its contents against most of what Mother Nature can throw at it.
We are so confident of its durability that it comes with a two (2) year Guarantee.
If your nutshell should crack in that time (it's unlikely), return it to us with the Guarantee, duly completed, and we shall repair or replace it.
Simple.
Be reasonable, though.
We know that some of you might indulge yourselves in unusual activities, so we have to apply a few conditions (for your own good, of course!).
Our Guarantee does not cover:
Any nutshell that has been used while (or for) putting out oil field fires, deflecting bullets, or shielding from bomb blasts.
It rules out bear mauling, Rottweiler attacks and hungry rats.
Nor will a nutshell protect its contents when driven over, dropped from a dizzy height, or trampled by buffalo.
Your nutshell will probably survive but the contents most likely won't.
We expect nutshell owners to be circumspect in the use of their electronic equipment.
Look at it this way: you can expect your nutshell to protect and cushion your computer from any of the knocks and drops and/or extremes of temperature and climate that you yourself can survive.
You will crack before it does.
We also suspect that, given time, the average three-year-old might chew its way through - but we don't know why it would bother.
Tastes awful.
;-)
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